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Welcome to Dirt Apple Land
"if you know, you know, you know right?"
Official Directive No. 7310
Let it be known:​
No one asked the question
No one had to.
​
Who is Dirt Apple?
​
The answer is classified by
necessity, not secrecy.
​
The truth is simplier.
The only way to survive in this world
is to learn which Dirt Apple
is okay to eat.
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Director Dirt Apple - All Should Obey
* This message has been authorized by the Office of Emotional Nutrition.
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